Chapter 8

RDS Goes Platinum

About a week later, Record Breaker returned to campus after a week-long cross country bus trip. He informed his fellow droppers that he had decided to leave Rensselaer and had returned to pack up his belongings. As a special way to wish him goodbye, The F**k and the Chairman took him to the top of the CII and dropped eleven "Rensselaer Drop Squad's Greatest Hits" records down the stairwell in his honor. The records veered off course and landed three floors below the droppers. The three droppers followed the records down and took out their aggressions on them by frisbee-tossing them into the cement walls and down the stairwell. Fifteen minutes later, they reached the bottom. Nothing sizable remained of the records.